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BLIND

Got set up on a Blind Date by a friend...& as it turned out I blew out the Blind Date.

Now is that bad or no ? I mean yeah mad busy & not got much time to get out there & meet the fairer sex...wait who came up with that expression, 'the Fairer Sex' I mean there are some Ladies that I know that are just not fair at all.

Anyway...so I blew out the Blind Date, guess that did not make her feel any better, but it did feel a little strange...but who knows she may have been amazing...the friend is pretty cool...knows her shit & know s me that is for sure.

Maybe I will do that again, & see what is up...but what will it be next Speed Dating...although I have to say the concept of that does intrigue me.

I do hate not having enough time...

Damn, there I go complaining again.

Be well.

fats

Mar 03, 2010 - 05:51 PM

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THERE ARE TIMES

When I wished that I did smoke Dope.

In the words of the 'Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers:

'Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope'

& I Guess one could suplant 'Dope' with 'Sex'

Be Well.

fats

Mar 01, 2010 - 06:42 PM

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GOD’S SPEED

All thoughts & blessings with GURU.

Heal well & come through...we need you sir.

Be Well.

fats

Mar 01, 2010 - 05:01 PM

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IT’S WANDA & MY COUSIN’S FAULT

So when some one said to me the other day that I was a Pervert, I felt it only right to explain the cause.

Once upon a time there was a corruptable young 8 year old named Fats, who moved from London to Karachi, Pakistan with his loving Parents. They moved there to set up a clothing factory to supply the Likes of BIBA & Miss Selfridge, as it happened the Boy's Mother Jubilee was pretty well connected in the Fashion & Art scene & saw she could make a pretty penny making product for her friends out there. Not for following trends she went to Paksitan instead of India, & it all turned out well until there was a Military Coup in 1977 & the family came back to the Big Smoke.

Now during the year of 1975 a Cousin was shipped out to help run things. This Cousin Sal was a bit of a Player & he was carrying on his person a selection of Adult Media...mostly Playboy & Penthouse magazines of the Time. Of Course Fats did not know about this till he raided his Cousin's room & found them. The one thing that caught his eye was a comic, a comic called 'O'Wicked Wanda'. Being an avid fan of the comic, especially DC's BATMAN, Fats grabbed it & started to read it.

He really did not know what was going on in the Comic but the Pictures kind of intrigued him a little & he could not quite understand what was happening with his body whilst he read...but he quite enjoyed it.

The image of Wanda has stayed with Fats to this date. She is the reason he is how he is, & more to the point why he has been looking for Wanda in real life ever since.

Ok, Ok, enough of the Bedtime story shit, but Wanda was Hot & she did some great things...her & her sidekick Candyfloss. I later learned that she appeared every month in the covers of PENTHOUSE & was the brainchild of Writer: Frederic Mullally & Artist:Ron Embleton, & she graced the pages from 1973 - 1980 & then she was replaced by some other bitch !!!

Some one, who obviously loved her as much as I do, has pain stakingly scanned many of the stories & they can be seen & read here.

Ahh Wanda...well there you go, you now know where it all started.

Be Well.
p.s lets see how long PhotoFuckit keeps this one up for...

fats

Mar 01, 2010 - 03:20 PM

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SAVE PLASTIC PEOPLE

Yes...we need to pool our resources & save one of the finest venues in London.

You have all been to PLASTIC PEOPLE, & you know what I am talking about. One of the Best Sound Systems in the world, One of the mose Intimate Dancefloors you will ever see. & Don;t get me started on how many amazing people that have graced the Decks let alone performed.

I have spent my last few Birthdays there being sent to the outter limits by the sounds of Theo Parrish...& I want that to continue.

This club is so much a part of London, & it is so much a part of me. I have has so many wonderful evenings there...& I want many more.

Please sign the Petition here.

Let us try & turn the tide a make a difference.

With all the conditioning in this world, where do we go to be free & express ourselves if they shut down the places we love. I do not want my kids to be part of a world that dictates their freedom of expression. I want my kids to be able to go to Plastic People & carry on the traditions that we have set down.

Sign the Petition & SAVE PLASTIC PEOPLE !!!

Be Well.

fats

Mar 01, 2010 - 02:34 PM

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LOVE IS…

...WHAT IS LOVE ?

Be Well.

fats

Mar 01, 2010 - 12:38 PM

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TESTING TIMES

Not that I like a good moan...oh shit who am I kidding...I love a good bitch & moan, who the hell does not not.

Very Testing Times right now, who said the recession is over ? That person should be put up agains the wall & double tapped right now. Anyway, things have been stretching the stress & anxiety levels beyond belief right now...but I am keeping the faith & trusting in that old saying...

'WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU, ONLY MAKES YOU STRONGER'

& I am getting stronger by the second.

Keep the FAITH.

Be Well.

fats

Mar 01, 2010 - 12:03 PM

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FEEL LIKE I MADE IT

Yes...I have accomplished a little something that I am quite proud of.

Sent some images through to THAT HIPSTER PORN, & low & behold he liked them & did me the honour of posting them....

I do love that site...something rather nice about it.

Lets see how long fuck bucket keep them up on my page....

Be well.

fats

Mar 01, 2010 - 11:44 AM

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LOVE IT WHEN I GOT IT, HATE IT WHEN I DON’T

This is a testimony & an understanding of my love & hate relationship with cash.

Yes Cash..Cashish, Bakshish, Moola, Paper, Dosh, Wonga, Shekels, what ever name you wish to give it, this is about that, & only that.

Times have been a little tough of late & if I dare to be honest it has never been so tight since I was a student. But then I did not have half the responsibilities that I do now. Which reminds me of something else...the amount of keys that I have. My dear departed Grandfather once said, ‘Many Keys means, Many Responsibilities’. How true that was & is.

But yes, back to the point. Times are a little thin & the packet at the end of the Horizon has not quite reached our door as yet. But it is getting closer, like the light at the end of the tunnel. It gets bigger & closer...it certainly does.

It seems that we, I should be out of that tunnel at the end of next week, but the ducks & dives that I have taken to make it to that goal have been tiring & yet satisfying.

Throughout this a knowledge is continuously being gained, the appreciation for that cake. When you have it there are times where you just take it for granted & let it flow like water. When there is hardly none, you become ever so creative to make the goodies last.

You also tend to asses what it is that you have, that could make a lucrative exchange. What have I got that I do not need & can I sell that bitch. Damn I have done it all in the last 3 months even spent every little ounce of money that I have built up over the years. But I pumped into things that I believed in.

I have used this to keep my dream alive, & that is worth any investment. You save for Rainy Days...well shit we have been in the wet for ages.

Damn the light is getting brighter.


Be Well...I am trying & somehow succeeding.

fats

Feb 25, 2010 - 12:36 PM

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IT’S ABOUT TIME

Indeed it is.

You all know me & my love for Sailor Jerry Rum...ever since my man Acyde intorduced it to me a few summers ago...

Well some of you may also know that since that time I have got to love it even more, & there are a few who are happy to see me with my Hip Flask out on an evening hoping to get the warm sweet feeling in their belly after taking a hit.

Things are about to change...Sailor Jerry is about to go back to what is their Original Flavour...yes Original...what you are used to was made for this market alone, & now we are stepping up to the Orignal 80 Proof Flavour. Yes I did write 80 Proof. I luckily got given a Bottle to try.

At first I was a little hesitant as I do like the sweetness of the Previous, but I have to tell you after a couple of swigs of the New 'Original'...I quite like it. The Sweetness is still there but a lot more Subtle, & for me it works.

Also I really like this Bottle Compated to the Otherone...being a visual person, this is all the more Original...the Fonts are all Original & it has less to say on it which works in my book...simple & clean...it looks Old School.

SO I say go buy yourself a Bottle...try it out & let me know what you think.

Yes I am plugging SJ...I fucking love it...but be responsible people, I am & I ain't no Lush : )

Be Well.

fats

Feb 22, 2010 - 12:12 PM

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