It does not have to be a wife, but could be your partner...but it plays the same & only applies to those in said scenario.

Ok so the wife & kids were away for half term (that is a week long mid semester vacation that we get over here every school semester...sounds good, but we get less of a summer. as a kid I hated it, but as a parent I fucking love the short summer...the noise, the noise...apologies I digress, but this subnote was for friends across the sea)

Right, ok so they are away...the immediate joys are apparent for the 1st 48 hours.

Can watch as much Porn as I want, when I want & fuck it, where I want !

Oh My God I can have a Joint in bed...to some of you this means nothing, but to me it is pure luxury right now.

I can say do pretty much anything in the house...amazing !!!

Then for me other shit kicks in...after the Porn, you venture into the what if territory...after all you are angst up on your own...& you start to think about the partner, maybe an old girlfriend or 2, perhaps a certain some one caught your eye & you had a thought of, '...if only...' & '...what if...' you know what I mean...well as Mickey says to me, 'That is all you think about...' & Be fucking honest...I am not at all alone here....I mean in my case & may I coin a phrase that rings for others, ' Married not Blind'...Thank you.

So I started to think about it, if you took the dangerous route which route would you take...& I have come to work out that there would be 3 scenarios laid out before you...hey there probably is more, but let me look at these 3...

1. A Hooker
2. A Mistress
3. A One Night Stand with a Stranger

Which one would work....

The Hooker - not speaking from experience there is no come back on this one & not so much skulduggery envolved...& I would imagine less emotional baggage...I can not believe there would be no guilt...there has to be a little...I would be. So this would be the straight in no messin' approach...& end up a little pricey on the pocket depending on the calibre & frequency of the transaction. Hah !

The Mistress - this one is way more calculating, a lot more egotistical than a hooker. This girl wants you & you want her, for nothing but lust & pleasure...well that is how it looks in the movies right. The Mistress is there for her & your pleasure no strings attached, or so it would seem. Have spoken to a couple of chaps whom shall remain nameless in this ramble, but one says that the girl would secretly want to be with you & the 2nd said you end up getting way too attached to the Mistress as you feel you can be more yourself with her than your partner...& in this 2nd case she the Mistress is now the Partner. I find that scenario a little interesting...you both know what each other is capable of & yet they still end up with each other. Sorry No 2...just an observation mate.

The One Night Stand with a Stranger - you have to be a cold hearted, super egotistical, son of a bitch to carry this one off when you are in a relationship...what the fuck are you doing in a relationship anyway...this does go on & damn that is cold.

I think I will stick to the Porn, as the Guilt would eat me away...& even though they say time is a healer...but the time it takes to heal to could really hurt.

I guess I am just a Old School Guy & Trust is a big thing...I broke it years ago, but things never got physical & I paid...infact I am still paying in some way...there is a Naughty Devil that appears on my shoulder & whispers in my ear...& sometimes I listen & take note ha ha hah.

Oh the things you think of when the Wife is Away !