& I would drive 400 more…

Ok that goes to the tune of The Proclaimers, & it is because I was in Scotland & yes I did drive part of an 800 mile journey.

Sister in law’s wedding, & I was the wedding photographer…this was the 1st wedding I ever did & here are the note to fucking self’s that you must remember

1. Never offer to do someone’s wedding unless you have done it before, & that is not because you cannot do it…it is more pressure than any shoot I have been on.

2. When you get the list of pics, make sure the ushers, or whom ever the fuck you are getting to help you round up the people, does just fucking that…round up the fucking people…oh & round them up when you ask. Do not heard them out & then fuck thinking job is done, & that one is for you Steff,

3. Do not lose Memory Cards/Film, especially ones with a special request from the Brides father, your father in-law – Ian I am still looking.

4. Do not take as many fucking pictures as I do…the editing is a real bitch.

5. Do not mix your drinks, I recommend Grey Goose on the rocks the whole night through.

6. Last but not least I know we did the more environmental route there & back, but can I just give a 1 hour flight a pat on the back for memories sake.

Oh I am sure there are plenty more I will think off as the day progresses further…but on the whole it was a rather good weekend…even the missus managed to get herself a beauty of a hangover…she will mix you see.

But that drive back from Glasgow was a bitch !!!

Be well & I will be back to normal in the A.M.